bow ties and trust

29 reasons to never ever trust a man who wears a bow tie

Sometimes, stereotyping is the right thing to do.

So here we go:

I never trust a man who wears a bow tie.

Period.

In my 48 years of life, almost 99.9% of the people I meet wearing bow ties are flat out nuts.

(I apologize to the other .1%.)

Why the caution?

They are unpredictable.

One day, bow-tie wearers might flip the switch and become a completely different person.

And this is dangerous.

You be the judge…

Take a look at these 29 well-known people who wear bow ties:

bow ties and trust Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee Herman

 

bow ties and trust Penn Teller
Magicians Penn and Teller

 

bow ties and trust Chippendales
Chippendales

 

bow ties and trust Matthew Lesko
Infomercial king Matthew Lesko

 

bow ties and trust Playboy Bunny
The Playboy Bunny

 

bow ties and trust Tucker Carlson
Commentator Tucker Carlson

 

bow ties and trust Dhani Jones
Sport commentator Dhani Jones

 

bow ties and trust Minister Louis Farrakhan
Minister Louis Farrakhan

 

bow ties and trust Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln

 

bow ties and trust Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill

 

bow ties and trust Bill Nye
Bill Nye the Science Guy

 

bow ties and trust Darren Criss
Glee’s Darren Criss

 

bow ties and trust Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx

 

bow ties and trust Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin

 

bow ties and trust The Penguin
The Penguin

 

bow ties and trust Aleister Crowley
Magician/occultist Aleister Crowley

 

bow ties and trust Orville Redenbacher
Orville Redenbacher

 

bow ties and trust Snagglepuss
Snagglepuss

 

bow ties and trust Donald Duck
Donald Duck

 

bow ties and trust Dracula
Dracula

 

bow ties and trust Jerry Lewis
Jerry Lewis

 

bow ties and trust Krusty the Clown
Krusty the Clown

 

bow ties and trust George Will
George Will

 

bow ties and trust Porky Pig
Porky Pig

 

bow ties and trust Stan Laurel
Comedian Stan Laurel

 

bow ties and trust Karl Lagerfeld
Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld

 

bow ties and trust Colonel Sanders
KFC’s Colonel Sanders

 

bow ties and trust Less Nessman
WKRP’s Less Nessman

 

bow ties and trust Glenn Hurricane Schwartz
Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz

 

I rest my case your honor!

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